The burden of being fair-skinned. Damages from the last few days: numerous bite marks, with the ones on my arm reluctant to go away, and a burn that looks like a smear of bad 80's blush on my hand.
Things are going pretty well.
Edit to add: Hamster, I like you enough, but if you don't STFU at night I WILL shove you up Richard Gere's anus. Thanks.