Thursday, July 9, 2009

An open letter:

Dear Men, every Man that ever was or is, but especially if you have ever pissed in my bathroom:

If you can't aim your stream enough to avoid drippage (and please, it seems like a fair allowance: a decent-sized bowl, a thin ribbon of pee, a short distance between the two and a wide donut of wiggle-room), sit down. Please. We won't think of you as less of a man. I promise.


Oh, and someday can we talk about how I don't know how to flirt? That would be appreciated.

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