Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Well shit.

He eats the falafel. Offers me some. I decline.
So, it says that you're a keyboard studies major. What does that mean?
Uhm, it means-wait. What?
I mean, why keyboard studies?
I mean, how did you know that?
Oh, well, I hacked into UPS.
I'm shocked.
Don't worry, you have good grades.
Except for one.
His eyes narrow. Yea, except for one.
Any particular reason?
I wanted to show someone your picture.
So instead of Facebook, Myspace, Jdate, anything, really, you thought this was the easiest?
He shrugs.

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